1 00:02:07,385 --> 00:02:09,946 My sandwich! My sandwich! 2 00:03:49,738 --> 00:03:51,506 Is anyone here? 3 00:04:02,017 --> 00:04:05,378 I was sent by Don Ciccio. 4 00:04:15,904 --> 00:04:17,152 Come in! 5 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:32,355 Fuck! 6 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:35,942 May I introduce... 7 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:41,364 Had to leave... a sexual menace... 8 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:47,746 Your name is Michele Cannaritta? You're the son of the carpenter at the funeral home? 9 00:04:47,438 --> 00:04:51,588 - I'm his grandson. - Just why did he send you to me? 10 00:04:52,792 --> 00:04:56,471 What do you know how to do, other than getting women pregnant? 11 00:04:56,238 --> 00:04:58,364 Everything! I know about everything. 12 00:04:58,373 --> 00:05:02,791 - I see! How far did you get in school? - Third grade. 13 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:06,139 That's nice... around here janitors have an engineering degree. 14 00:05:06,189 --> 00:05:09,384 Third grade won't even qualify you to clean toilets. 15 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:15,779 Where can I send you? Don Ciccio may ask! 16 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,574 Hello! This is Fichera the barber. 17 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:29,260 I'd like to talk to the lady. Okay, I'll wait. 18 00:05:29,337 --> 00:05:31,773 Stop playing with your cap and sit down. 19 00:05:32,248 --> 00:05:34,225 A sexual menace! 20 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:40,664 Take off your cap when you're in someone's house. Here in Bergamo it's an insult. 21 00:05:41,641 --> 00:05:45,336 Hello, Mrs. Lampugnani! Forgive me for bothering you at this time! 22 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:50,266 I have a young man who might be of help. I'll bring him over so you can have a look. 23 00:05:54,521 --> 00:05:57,774 I need to take care of this now and get back to work. Let's go. 24 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:02,320 You had to arrive right now? To bother people at lunchtime? 25 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:06,497 - That's when the train arrived. - Answer only when you're asked to. 26 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:12,028 If this works out, I have to tell you, I've found you a great place. 27 00:06:12,708 --> 00:06:17,869 If don't screw up you could stay there for life. Did Don Ciccio tell you the conditions? 28 00:06:17,884 --> 00:06:19,152 No. 29 00:06:19,158 --> 00:06:22,164 Then I'll tell you. Get this into your head, and don't forget. 30 00:06:22,215 --> 00:06:26,476 Send your first paycheck, large or small, to Don Ciccio. He'll be expecting it. 31 00:06:26,703 --> 00:06:30,098 Send all of your second paycheck to Don Ciccio. 32 00:06:30,173 --> 00:06:34,924 No one in town is to know where you're staying. If they find you... 33 00:06:35,020 --> 00:06:37,147 You'll be given a place to stay. 34 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:39,706 Third, bring half your salary to me from then on. 35 00:06:39,798 --> 00:06:42,857 I have to send him 20%. 36 00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,504 And what do I do... drink coffee? 37 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,305 After this, no one will stop to ask you for money. Get moving! 38 00:06:47,307 --> 00:06:48,424 That's for sure. 39 00:06:48,475 --> 00:06:51,611 This is the part of town where the cream of the city lives. 40 00:06:51,619 --> 00:06:55,381 You're lucky I brought you here, rathering than dirtying your hands in their factories. 41 00:06:55,457 --> 00:06:59,967 That's the cream of the city. What are you doing? Let's go! 42 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,875 Look at the palace where you'll be living. 43 00:07:05,925 --> 00:07:10,382 Don't talk about money. First you must be introduced to this class of people. 44 00:07:10,383 --> 00:07:11,881 Show them you're clean, educated, ... 45 00:07:11,882 --> 00:07:14,884 ... and above all, we can't reveal the reason you're here. 46 00:07:14,934 --> 00:07:18,855 You'll have to pay for that. That thing is like a weapon ... 47 00:07:18,872 --> 00:07:21,752 ... and you need to know how to control it. 48 00:07:21,753 --> 00:07:24,553 Don't forget, the dick kills more men than the sword! 49 00:07:25,236 --> 00:07:28,381 Holy Mary... what a stench! 50 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:33,227 Hey you! What the hell's in that nasty suitcase you're carrying around? 51 00:07:33,228 --> 00:07:35,121 If we go by the smell, it's shit. 52 00:07:35,130 --> 00:07:39,250 Why did you bring your luggage? Don't you know whether they'll hire you? 53 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:44,662 Look at your shoes! They're filthy! What did you step in? 54 00:07:44,873 --> 00:07:49,025 "What did you step in?" "What did you step in?" 55 00:07:49,797 --> 00:07:53,807 - "Get out of here!" - You're bad! 56 00:07:53,832 --> 00:07:55,933 "You're bad." 57 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:59,918 Hey, what didn't you understand? Get your filthy shoes off the carpet. 58 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:02,232 Leave your shoes in the hallway. 59 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:06,111 - I'm sorry! I didn't know! - The lady will give you a job. 60 00:08:06,111 --> 00:08:08,697 She hired me, and I've been here for three years. 61 00:08:08,705 --> 00:08:11,668 She took me just because I was getting married, but you won't last three days ... 62 00:08:11,718 --> 00:08:13,919 ... take it from Ambrogio! Because that girl ... 63 00:08:13,919 --> 00:08:17,995 - ... told you to take off your shoes! - I've already removed them. 64 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:20,992 ... because of some reckless carnal behavior, madam. 65 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:24,802 - How many girls were involved? - Unfortunately, three or four. 66 00:08:24,876 --> 00:08:26,756 But his family is good. The people are honest and hard working. 67 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:30,418 His uncle runs a soft goods packaging firm. 68 00:08:30,427 --> 00:08:33,554 I was given assurances by a trusted person, if he doesn't measure up to... 69 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:36,099 - I'm sorry, madam! - Don't worry about it, Fichera. 70 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,601 - Does he have a job? - No, he just arrived from Sicily. 71 00:08:40,679 --> 00:08:43,732 Perhaps you'll need to be a little patient with him at first, but he's a fast learner. 72 00:08:43,798 --> 00:08:47,018 He's a smart guy, clean... presentable. 73 00:08:47,061 --> 00:08:50,104 - Alright... bring him in here. - Of course, madam! 74 00:08:50,388 --> 00:08:53,366 Michele, the lady wants to see you. 75 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:58,997 Is that how you present yourself to a lady, asshole? 76 00:08:59,599 --> 00:09:03,307 - What did you say your name was? - Michele Canaritta at your disposal! 77 00:09:03,785 --> 00:09:07,128 Come closer, Michele! 78 00:09:21,270 --> 00:09:25,280 - You may leave Fichera! Thank you! - Only doing my duty, Madam! 79 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:29,736 If there's any problem, you only need to call me, and I'll come to take him back. 80 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,163 I kiss your hand! 81 00:09:33,239 --> 00:09:36,791 - Sit Michele, I want to ask you something. - I'm at your disposal, Madam! 82 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:44,266 - You ravaged your home town. Is that true? - Unfortunately ... 83 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,671 You must be a menace to woman, Michele Cannaritta. 84 00:09:48,129 --> 00:09:52,083 Women are dangerous for me, my lady! They want to kill me. 85 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:57,118 - Who? The women? - No, not them! They enjoyed it. 86 00:09:57,556 --> 00:10:00,100 - Their relatives are looking for me. - Listen, Michele ... 87 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:03,152 ... I need a good servant who won't give me any trouble. 88 00:10:03,228 --> 00:10:06,188 There are women in this house. Do you understand what I'm saying? 89 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,607 How could I not understand? 90 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:11,994 I'll give you a trial period. Give me my robe, please! 91 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:15,554 - Immediately, Madam. - No, not like that! Watch... 92 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:19,327 Like this! Bravo ! 93 00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:22,572 That goes for coats, furs and the like. 94 00:10:22,764 --> 00:10:25,808 The Engineer has arrived. Come! 95 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:29,111 Amanda! Dina! There's never anyone here when I arrive. 96 00:10:30,856 --> 00:10:33,858 - Amanda! - Here, Engineer... look at this! 97 00:10:34,384 --> 00:10:38,111 I don't want that stuff in my house. I hate pornography! 98 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,541 We've become a nation of impotent perverts. 99 00:10:41,591 --> 00:10:45,526 - Which one's are they, Engineer? - It may help them. 100 00:10:46,488 --> 00:10:48,813 But you don't need them! 101 00:10:48,857 --> 00:10:51,982 - Take these into the kitchen. Where's Ambrogio? - Changing the linens. 102 00:10:52,002 --> 00:10:55,628 - Come help me! - Michele is coming! He's coming down with madam. 103 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:56,906 Who's Michele? 104 00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,284 Hi, darling! How are you? 105 00:11:00,336 --> 00:11:02,454 - Are you tired? - Yes. A little! 106 00:11:02,554 --> 00:11:05,213 - Who's this idiot? - My respects, sir! 107 00:11:05,290 --> 00:11:08,116 The Engineer is just a little tired, Michele! How was the hunt? 108 00:11:08,209 --> 00:11:12,678 Good! I got 17 pheasants and 24 rabbits. 109 00:11:14,732 --> 00:11:16,426 The hunting has been excellent this season. 110 00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:20,561 - Who is that? - I think I found a new servant. 111 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:21,967 Yes? 112 00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:27,729 What does Fichera know about servants? He only knows about cutting hair... 113 00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:32,609 He's a good boy, full of common sense, and above all very intelligent. 114 00:11:36,021 --> 00:11:38,572 I tripped on the stairs. 115 00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:43,127 Looks to me like the idiot tripped over his feet. 116 00:11:44,437 --> 00:11:49,109 Just to be safe, you should send him to Menzzini's clinic for an examination. 117 00:11:49,159 --> 00:11:52,120 - Of course! - He may have some kind of sickness. 118 00:11:52,471 --> 00:11:57,175 I'd feel better in knowing. Maybe he just has stage fright ... 119 00:11:58,201 --> 00:12:00,094 So... 120 00:12:02,014 --> 00:12:04,482 - Cannaritta! - Here. 121 00:12:04,516 --> 00:12:07,734 - I can see that! What's your first name? - Michele! 122 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,854 Take your clothes off! 123 00:12:12,092 --> 00:12:16,126 - Occupation, servant. Age? - 29. 124 00:12:16,611 --> 00:12:18,045 Diseases? 125 00:12:20,599 --> 00:12:21,816 Everything! 126 00:13:19,658 --> 00:13:23,325 - Does that hurt? - No. 127 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,363 - How about that? - No. 128 00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:32,209 - How about that? - Why? Is it supposed to hurt? 129 00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:46,324 - Have you ever been to a doctor? - No. 130 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:50,739 You must have been in the military. Didn't the doctor say anything when he examined you? 131 00:13:50,740 --> 00:13:53,992 I didn't serve in the army. My mother's a widow. 132 00:13:58,588 --> 00:14:02,049 How are your relations with women? 133 00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:04,460 Good. 134 00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,396 I don't doubt that. 135 00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:11,885 In my 30 year career I've seen some incredible things, but nothing like this. 136 00:14:17,141 --> 00:14:19,042 - Maria! - Yes, doctor. 137 00:14:19,134 --> 00:14:22,061 Please start a special file on my examination. 138 00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:25,365 Cannaritta, Michele. 29 years old. 139 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,560 Palpation revealed triorchidism of impressive size. 140 00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:31,246 May I dress now, Doctor? 141 00:14:31,496 --> 00:14:34,332 At the same time, I observed exceptional growth of the glands, ... 142 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,810 ... resulting in a pronounced development of the organ. 143 00:14:37,335 --> 00:14:40,422 In summary, my examination of the subject's apparatus revealed that it is abnormally large. 144 00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:42,841 Why is she looking at me? May I get dressed? 145 00:14:42,933 --> 00:14:44,867 Yes, of course! 146 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:49,055 Put the phone down, Maria. I've finished with my report. 147 00:14:49,472 --> 00:14:52,617 What have I got, Doctor? Is it dangerous? 148 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,894 Yes. But not for you. 149 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:59,290 Come back tomorrow. I've ordered some x-rays. Your case deserves further study. 150 00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:05,321 Speak plainly, Doctor! I don't mind. Is something wrong? 151 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:09,133 - No! Everything is fine. On the contrary, you're very well. - I don't understand! 152 00:15:09,148 --> 00:15:11,295 Let me explain. 153 00:15:12,354 --> 00:15:14,348 Instead of two, you have three. 154 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:19,294 500 years ago there was a case like yours, right here at Bergamo. 155 00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:23,237 Look it up! Bartolomeo Cogleone. He was a great ruler. 156 00:15:23,256 --> 00:15:27,761 D'Anunzio said this about him: He had the makings of a bull. 157 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,429 - Have you seen his chapel? - No. 158 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:34,584 You must go see it right away. It's the great tomb of Cogleone. 159 00:15:37,422 --> 00:15:40,661 - Hello. How are you? - Try to be nice. 160 00:15:40,961 --> 00:15:43,950 - How are you, Coco? - Hello, madam! 161 00:15:44,447 --> 00:15:49,024 - You look beautiful today! - I'd like to speak with you for a moment. 162 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:54,312 There's a phenomenon in your home. Instead of two, he has three. 163 00:15:54,538 --> 00:15:56,623 - Who? - Cannaritta, the man who you sent to me. 164 00:15:56,698 --> 00:15:59,933 - Michele? What do you mean? - You don't understand? 165 00:15:59,941 --> 00:16:03,051 - No. - A rare case of triorchidism. 166 00:16:03,102 --> 00:16:06,082 A true Cogleone. Like someone you only find in literature. 167 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:09,175 And if that wasn't enough ... 168 00:16:09,177 --> 00:16:12,137 - Let us in on the joke. - What were you talking about? 169 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,323 - No. It's a professional secret. - Come on, tell us! 170 00:16:16,426 --> 00:16:18,019 What did Menzzini tell you? 171 00:16:18,158 --> 00:16:21,680 - It seems that our Michele is gifted. - In what way? 172 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,758 - It seems that he has three. - Three what? 173 00:16:24,809 --> 00:16:28,493 - Three... Coco... how are you, ma'am? - How are you doing? 174 00:16:28,822 --> 00:16:34,327 It's their servant. He's a special case, according to my husband. He said it was triorchidism. 175 00:16:35,029 --> 00:16:38,957 - Like Cogleone? - Yes. And if that wasn't enough, it seems that he... 176 00:16:44,329 --> 00:16:45,355 Is that so... ! 177 00:16:45,356 --> 00:16:47,442 - Is it true? - It really is. 178 00:16:47,444 --> 00:16:52,012 - When Coco finds out ... - She'll be happy... like finding a four-leaf clover! 179 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:55,156 A professional secret is a professional secret ... 180 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,659 It sounds so incredible. Watch out! 181 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,360 - Hi, Coco! How are you? - Hi, Achille! 182 00:17:01,886 --> 00:17:03,080 Hello! 183 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:08,843 - Hey, Carla! You're the last. - It seems that Cogleone has returned. 184 00:17:08,852 --> 00:17:10,345 What does that mean? 185 00:17:09,362 --> 00:17:14,574 - Mezzini says the servant has three balls. - Which servant is that? 186 00:17:14,660 --> 00:17:17,829 Has anyone seen him? Coco keeps him in the house, like a rare animal. 187 00:17:17,879 --> 00:17:20,913 - I have no doubt. - That's not all. It's that big... 188 00:17:21,416 --> 00:17:25,009 Carla, Agnese! Come here! Have you heard the news? 189 00:17:25,026 --> 00:17:29,019 - He came to the Lampugnani's... - Bartolomeo Cogleone! 190 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:46,775 This is the statue of Cogleone's daughter, Medea. She died quite young. 191 00:17:47,192 --> 00:17:51,623 A masterpiece by the sculptor Amadeo. Her sarcophagus lies under the coat of arms. 192 00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:55,027 On the left is the Cogleone family crest, which I've been told, ... 193 00:17:55,082 --> 00:17:58,078 ... represents three stylized testicles. 194 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:02,290 It is well known that Bartolomeo Cogleone had this natural defect. 195 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:05,386 Well, a defect, if we can call it that. 196 00:18:05,436 --> 00:18:10,231 Forgive me ladies, but I think this is a defect that every man should have. 197 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:14,803 From this feature, as the ruler of Bergamo ... 198 00:18:15,011 --> 00:18:18,431 ... Cogleone took the name, "Coglione" [Ital: "testicle"]! I apologize again! 199 00:18:18,682 --> 00:18:22,219 Some say his name has no significance today. 200 00:18:22,220 --> 00:18:24,420 On the contrary, it's a source of great pride. 201 00:18:24,477 --> 00:18:28,950 Cogleone wanted this symbol on his shield and family crest. 202 00:18:29,109 --> 00:18:32,570 He proudly wore it in a thousand battles ... 203 00:18:32,621 --> 00:18:35,333 ... making this man one of the greatest leaders in history. 204 00:18:35,409 --> 00:18:36,962 Here's the altar. 205 00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:55,910 The concert's already begun. 206 00:18:55,960 --> 00:19:00,181 Silvia is a wonderful singer, as you can hear. He came from Rome this morning. 207 00:19:00,949 --> 00:19:03,151 Would you like to sit over here? 208 00:19:06,105 --> 00:19:08,564 - Here! - Thank you! 209 00:19:09,407 --> 00:19:11,376 Where is the phenomenon that you mentioned? 210 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:14,796 My husband examined him, and said he was hung like a tomcat. 211 00:19:14,804 --> 00:19:18,890 - Where did you find such big, fat fruit? - In Paris, of course. 212 00:19:18,975 --> 00:19:21,286 I'd say in Sicily. 213 00:19:21,287 --> 00:19:25,957 With some fruits and vegetables, Carla, you must try a piece to get the measure. 214 00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:31,486 And so far, a piece is all that Coco has managed to sample. 215 00:19:34,536 --> 00:19:36,304 - We're not stupid! - Really? 216 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:43,725 It takes 20 years to become a competent servant. Bravo, Ambrogio! 217 00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:48,229 Elegant and lithe like a dancer. Put down one, pick up the other. 218 00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:53,233 It's not a job, it's an art. Skill and precision. 219 00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:57,563 We mustn't drop the tray. Sorry... madam must have tripped! 220 00:19:59,883 --> 00:20:01,401 It's my profession... 221 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:04,114 "Ambrogio is a son of a bitch!" "Ambrogio is a son of a bitch!" 222 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,573 Fuck whoever taught you that! 223 00:21:14,024 --> 00:21:15,442 Bravo! 224 00:21:18,955 --> 00:21:22,073 - He's very talented. - Yes, he's not a bad singer. 225 00:21:22,190 --> 00:21:24,701 Listen, Coco! Are you going to show us the new servant or not? 226 00:21:24,709 --> 00:21:29,411 - Which one, the waiter or the gardener? - Either one would do... 227 00:21:29,464 --> 00:21:32,808 Curious about his baton? 228 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:37,094 - Ambrogio! Go get Michele. - Right away! 229 00:21:42,602 --> 00:21:46,230 You're wanted in the salon, Michele. 230 00:21:48,008 --> 00:21:50,243 - Me? - You... you! 231 00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,187 Go to the salon! 232 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,862 Michele is in trouble! 233 00:22:01,112 --> 00:22:04,556 "Michele makes the honey!" "Michele makes the honey!" 234 00:22:10,288 --> 00:22:13,166 It's just one of Menzzini's jokes, that he's so gifted. 235 00:22:13,175 --> 00:22:14,501 That's right. 236 00:22:14,551 --> 00:22:18,562 If I had such a thing in my house, I'd keep it chained up like a bull. 237 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:20,373 Come here, Michele! 238 00:22:44,230 --> 00:22:45,850 As you command, my lady! 239 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:49,528 - Do you have the keys to your car, Agnese? - Yes. 240 00:22:50,178 --> 00:22:53,708 It's a white Mercedes, Michele. Did you get the bulbs? 241 00:22:53,724 --> 00:22:57,035 - Of course, madam! - Put them in the Marquisa's trunk. 242 00:22:57,393 --> 00:22:58,669 Yes, my lady! 243 00:23:02,382 --> 00:23:03,666 Your servant! 244 00:23:07,303 --> 00:23:11,441 He's very tall, for a Sicilian! He seems to be quite well formed... 245 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:14,452 Tall or short, I wouldn't recommend them. 246 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:18,523 I have about 30 in the factory. They're good people, but have no initiative. 247 00:23:18,573 --> 00:23:22,993 - This one has something extra... - In what respect? 248 00:23:22,993 --> 00:23:26,281 - I mean, he's a good worker... - How? 249 00:23:26,281 --> 00:23:27,907 We understand! He's very hard working ... 250 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,702 Coco took him on as a waiter. Isn't that so, my dear? 251 00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:35,582 That oaf? If he has the makings of a successful waiter, I'm a nun. 252 00:23:35,632 --> 00:23:37,876 I don't see why you care, as long as Coco is pleased with him! 253 00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:42,038 Would you believe that in a month I can make him better than Ambrogio? 254 00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,599 I'm a good judge of workers, but with that one ... 255 00:23:44,600 --> 00:23:48,200 ... you could knock yourself out for a year and get nowhere. 256 00:23:47,836 --> 00:23:51,765 Give up! He's dirty, backward and illiterate. 257 00:23:51,873 --> 00:23:55,526 Coco is right. It's worthwhile just having the waiter in her possession. 258 00:23:55,685 --> 00:23:58,121 Of course! That's exactly my point. 259 00:24:35,702 --> 00:24:38,912 Don't hurry! And with more dignity, please! 260 00:24:39,302 --> 00:24:42,854 That's it! Act more relaxed, move more casually. 261 00:24:43,958 --> 00:24:47,161 What are you doing? I told you, always serve on the left, Michele. 262 00:24:47,262 --> 00:24:48,462 Yes, my lady! 263 00:24:52,500 --> 00:24:53,705 Excuse me, madam! 264 00:24:53,904 --> 00:24:59,982 Listen to me, Michele Cannaritta. You're wasting my time if you can't give complete satisfaction. Got it? 265 00:25:00,075 --> 00:25:02,127 - Yes, madam! - And you have to give it. 266 00:25:02,197 --> 00:25:03,406 Of course, madam! 267 00:25:03,703 --> 00:25:06,079 - I think we're done. Take everything away. - Yes. 268 00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:09,150 I told you, take the plate from the right, and place it from the left. 269 00:25:09,222 --> 00:25:10,461 Of course! 270 00:25:11,261 --> 00:25:13,129 That's it! On the left! 271 00:25:15,949 --> 00:25:19,974 Let me see! You have dirty fingernails ... 272 00:25:20,411 --> 00:25:22,396 - Do you have a toothbrush in your bathroom? - Yes, madam! 273 00:25:22,414 --> 00:25:24,640 - Then use it! - What, you don't think I use it? 274 00:25:24,649 --> 00:25:28,002 Mustache, beard ... Trim them every day ... 275 00:25:28,028 --> 00:25:30,447 I shaved this morning, madam. This is new since then... 276 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:31,906 Then shave your beard twice a day. 277 00:25:32,157 --> 00:25:35,735 I could shave two or three times a day. I would just irritate my skin... 278 00:25:36,324 --> 00:25:37,565 "Three or four... three or four..." 279 00:25:37,965 --> 00:25:42,233 - Lesson four. - I will take them to the harbor at four. 280 00:25:44,253 --> 00:25:48,882 Now... repeat after me: The train from Trapani has arrived, madam! 281 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:54,721 The train from Trapani has arrived, madam! It will depart at 4:33. 282 00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:56,230 Bravo! 283 00:25:58,824 --> 00:26:02,707 - Do you like me without the mustache? - You look much better, Michele. 284 00:26:02,744 --> 00:26:03,931 Thank you! 285 00:26:03,940 --> 00:26:06,715 - Did you see how he performed today? - What? The dollar? 286 00:26:06,758 --> 00:26:09,919 No, Michele! The table servant. 287 00:26:10,070 --> 00:26:13,531 It's easier when there's someone to help him. Let's see how he fares when Ambrogio isn't around. 288 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:18,370 Your Cogleone doesn't even know how to drive a car. He's just a half-breed... 289 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:23,166 He'll learn quickly... because he's a phenomenon at everything. 290 00:26:23,216 --> 00:26:26,252 Whenever I check on something, I find he's already learned how to do it. 291 00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:29,772 They're all like monkeys. Yours is some kind of orangutan. 292 00:26:29,789 --> 00:26:32,984 But Achille, all our friends... Carla, Ersilia... 293 00:26:33,034 --> 00:26:36,337 ... even that sheep, Agnese, does nothing but think about him. 294 00:26:36,346 --> 00:26:41,039 - About Dolano... or Marco? - No! About Michele, silly. 295 00:26:41,551 --> 00:26:44,512 That fool? A monkey is never going to become a conqueror! 296 00:26:55,031 --> 00:26:56,958 You're doing okay with ordinary turns. 297 00:26:57,926 --> 00:27:02,169 But you need to hold the steering wheel tightly. You're not riding a donkey back in your country. 298 00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:06,305 - You're starting to annoy me. - Turn right! Brakes... brakes! 299 00:27:08,378 --> 00:27:10,847 Can't you see where you're going? 300 00:27:11,589 --> 00:27:14,258 Come on, Mr. Godfather! Reverse! 301 00:27:15,510 --> 00:27:16,902 Have you found the gear? 302 00:27:19,514 --> 00:27:21,781 What are you doing? Brakes! 303 00:27:24,042 --> 00:27:25,442 You goddamn fag! 304 00:27:25,643 --> 00:27:28,211 My knee... it's broken! 305 00:27:28,269 --> 00:27:30,480 Why don't you go back where you came from... 306 00:27:32,153 --> 00:27:37,623 You're giving me a headache. I'll kill you! I hate you, you... 307 00:27:37,632 --> 00:27:41,641 - What happened? - Look what he made me do, Madam! 308 00:27:41,645 --> 00:27:43,780 - Are you hurt, Michele? - No. 309 00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:46,783 Don't just stand there, Ambrogio. Go get some bandages and disinfectant. 310 00:27:46,791 --> 00:27:49,977 Move, you idiot! Didn't you hear the lady? 311 00:27:50,011 --> 00:27:52,053 Poor Michele! Sit down. Let me see! 312 00:27:52,172 --> 00:27:55,298 - It's that ox that's to blame. - Try to relax. 313 00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:58,970 He saw that I put it in first, instead of reverse. Son of a bitch! 314 00:27:59,063 --> 00:28:01,931 - Are you worried? - Not about myself, about the car. 315 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:05,109 I'm sorry madam, I'll never learn to drive it. 316 00:28:05,226 --> 00:28:07,312 You'll learn... 317 00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:17,572 You're like the blacks. Once you learn something, you become an expert. 318 00:28:17,739 --> 00:28:21,668 I am very pleased. It's amazing how you've changed in such a short time. 319 00:28:25,146 --> 00:28:28,847 - What does that guy want? - Stop it, Giorgio. 320 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:36,299 Excuse me for asking, madam! Why are giving away your talking minah bird? 321 00:28:48,787 --> 00:28:50,370 Coco's here... 322 00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:58,780 Yes, it's her car. Very elegant ... 323 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:00,607 ... but with a new driver. 324 00:29:00,832 --> 00:29:04,492 - I know him. - It's Michele. 325 00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:08,607 - What a transformation ... - He's gorgeous ... 326 00:29:08,646 --> 00:29:10,706 - Bring the gift, Michele! - Right away, madam. 327 00:29:15,022 --> 00:29:19,192 - Coco! - Happy birthday, my dear Agnese! 328 00:29:19,293 --> 00:29:22,693 - I brought you a gift. - Thank you, darling! 329 00:29:24,146 --> 00:29:27,314 How wonderful, a talking bird. 330 00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:31,377 - How beautiful! - It was so nice of you. 331 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:33,306 He's the most talkative bird, never quiet for a moment. 332 00:29:33,356 --> 00:29:35,382 - So it talks? - What language? 333 00:29:35,383 --> 00:29:36,500 Pornography! 334 00:29:36,501 --> 00:29:39,187 "Ambrogio's hot. Michele's a son of a bitch." 335 00:29:42,958 --> 00:29:45,944 I hope I brought you the correct bird, Agnese. 336 00:29:45,994 --> 00:29:49,505 No madam, it isn't the bird. Ambrogio taught him that. 337 00:29:49,514 --> 00:29:52,808 Correct bird or not, I like him. Not only does he talk, ... 338 00:29:53,259 --> 00:29:54,759 ... but he also makes jokes. 339 00:29:56,763 --> 00:29:59,040 I don't think he cares much for the jokes. 340 00:29:59,290 --> 00:30:01,109 He's such a sensitive man. 341 00:30:01,760 --> 00:30:05,136 - How did you turn him into this? - He learns very quickly. 342 00:30:05,221 --> 00:30:09,017 My husband says he's a rare case. They've discussed studying him at a medical congress in Milan. 343 00:30:09,225 --> 00:30:13,104 I hope they won't conduct any experiments now that he's become so attractive. 344 00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:16,597 - I think it would be a disaster. - He has an evil affliction, but... 345 00:30:16,649 --> 00:30:21,070 Why evil? I say he's lucky. It's a gift of nature. 346 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:24,365 What you told us about that guy was right, Coco. 347 00:30:24,766 --> 00:30:28,203 Why not give him to me? I'd have him do more than drive. 348 00:30:28,737 --> 00:30:32,749 I have a factory full of local workers. He could lead them like sheep, don't you think. 349 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,002 I understand it might be a sin, but he could be good for all of us. 350 00:30:42,217 --> 00:30:45,551 - Do you feel alright with us, Michele? - Of course, my lady! I feel quite well. 351 00:30:45,897 --> 00:30:48,347 - I meant are you content? - Of course, my lady! 352 00:30:48,356 --> 00:30:53,841 I'm thankful, Michele. You bring warmth to our house, an atmosphere which was never there before. 353 00:30:53,987 --> 00:30:58,130 - You're very kind, madam. - You're so honest and natural ... 354 00:30:58,108 --> 00:31:00,635 So you realize that your Ambrogio is a phony? 355 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:18,051 - Would you stop for a moment, please? - Immediately, my lady! 356 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:39,933 What the hell...? 357 00:31:54,556 --> 00:31:56,015 That was the Engineer. 358 00:32:20,014 --> 00:32:21,599 Where are you going? 359 00:32:23,706 --> 00:32:27,104 - Achille! Hi... - Hi! Where were you? 360 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:29,240 At Trascoria. I spent the day with Agnese. 361 00:32:29,866 --> 00:32:33,226 All our friends were there. Everyone brought a gift. 362 00:32:33,286 --> 00:32:35,446 Everyone brought her gift ... Who was there? 363 00:32:35,497 --> 00:32:38,533 There was Carla, Giovanna, Paula ... Do you know Paula? 364 00:32:38,541 --> 00:32:39,993 Of course. I know them all. 365 00:32:40,043 --> 00:32:42,735 - What did you give her? - I gave her a minah bird. 366 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:45,948 - Really? One of your talking birds? Which one? - Giorgio. 367 00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,418 The most handsome male in our collection. 368 00:32:48,468 --> 00:32:51,079 The one we still have is better. 369 00:32:51,080 --> 00:32:54,580 It bellows like an ox being slaughtered, but if you say he's better... ! 370 00:32:55,091 --> 00:32:56,634 Fine! Did he speak? 371 00:32:56,685 --> 00:32:59,711 When doesn't he speak? He said Michele was a... 372 00:33:02,624 --> 00:33:04,958 - Good evening, Engineer! - Good evening, my friend! 373 00:33:04,984 --> 00:33:08,354 So, Michele, would you say you like it here in Bergamo? 374 00:33:12,492 --> 00:33:17,762 I mean, do you feel comfortable in our house? Do you have everything you need? 375 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:19,172 Of course, Engineer. 376 00:33:19,282 --> 00:33:20,966 I'm glad you're content here. 377 00:33:24,721 --> 00:33:27,588 - How about you, Coco? - I quite content, darling... of course! 378 00:33:29,009 --> 00:33:30,476 Bon appétit, sir! 379 00:33:31,970 --> 00:33:35,979 He's a formidable man. Maybe a little shy. 380 00:33:36,090 --> 00:33:39,894 Don't you think he's doing better? At least he cares about his work. 381 00:33:43,463 --> 00:33:44,715 I'm starting to like him. 382 00:33:45,199 --> 00:33:49,404 That's quite a large glider. Have you been certified to fly it, Carla? 383 00:33:49,438 --> 00:33:50,855 I can fly it. 384 00:33:50,869 --> 00:33:53,783 I guess that's what a person can do when they're loaded with money, Carletta. 385 00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:58,496 Dear Ersilia, beauty is fleeting, but money is forever. 386 00:33:58,550 --> 00:34:01,282 Take this to the flight line, I'll be there soon. 387 00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:06,254 That rude bitch is like a centaur: half woman, half bull. 388 00:34:06,463 --> 00:34:09,424 It would take a good rider to mount that centaur. 389 00:34:50,151 --> 00:34:52,209 Hi, Agnese! How are you? 390 00:34:52,210 --> 00:34:55,927 - I'm fine, how about you? - Wonderful! 391 00:34:56,005 --> 00:34:58,406 - Come along, Michele! - Hello, Countess! 392 00:34:58,990 --> 00:35:00,792 Marquisa, if you please! 393 00:35:47,731 --> 00:35:51,776 Michele! Why not come along to be my counterweight? 394 00:35:51,903 --> 00:35:53,910 - Me? - Yes, you. 395 00:35:54,796 --> 00:35:56,439 I have work to do... 396 00:35:56,489 --> 00:35:59,083 What kind of man are you? You're not afraid ... 397 00:35:59,117 --> 00:36:01,953 I'm not afraid, but if my employers return and find I'm not ... 398 00:36:02,203 --> 00:36:06,547 We'll be right back. This is just a takeoff and landing test ... 399 00:36:06,947 --> 00:36:09,409 Come with me. Climb in! 400 00:36:09,502 --> 00:36:12,687 Don't make me waste my time. Get in here! 401 00:36:24,542 --> 00:36:26,202 Make yourself comfortable. 402 00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:41,784 Have you seen that one before? 403 00:36:43,078 --> 00:36:45,497 Isn't Carla's new plane quite beautiful? 404 00:36:45,839 --> 00:36:48,449 She handles it at easily as if she were walking down the street. 405 00:36:48,958 --> 00:36:52,652 - Isn't that your employers? - Yes. That's them. 406 00:36:54,272 --> 00:36:56,991 Who's in the cockpit with Carla? 407 00:36:59,796 --> 00:37:03,748 - It's Michele. - What's he doing up here? 408 00:37:11,631 --> 00:37:13,541 Hold on tight, Michele! 409 00:37:33,294 --> 00:37:36,829 - Would you like to try that again? - I'd like to get out, please! 410 00:37:38,717 --> 00:37:40,859 Take the stick in your hand. Take it... 411 00:37:41,511 --> 00:37:44,802 Be brave! That's it! With both hands. 412 00:37:45,490 --> 00:37:47,149 Are you letting me fly this by myself? 413 00:37:52,105 --> 00:37:56,048 My heart is racing... can you feel it? 414 00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:01,480 Risk excites me. 415 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,250 When is your day off? 416 00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:08,037 Thur... Thursdays. 417 00:38:08,079 --> 00:38:11,265 Then I'll expect you for lunch at the factory on Thursday. 418 00:38:23,386 --> 00:38:25,455 You just have to do it, dear Michele. 419 00:38:27,674 --> 00:38:32,892 - What were thinking, Carla? - That Michele of yours is very likeable. 420 00:38:32,905 --> 00:38:33,911 Thank you! 421 00:38:33,921 --> 00:38:38,448 He was fearless. If I could borrow him for four weeks I'd have the patent. 422 00:38:38,543 --> 00:38:41,669 - Patent for what? - Why? Does he only take orders from you? 423 00:38:41,730 --> 00:38:44,315 Judging by the progress he's made, I'd say yes! 424 00:38:44,407 --> 00:38:46,656 Bravo, Michele! You enjoyed your climb to new heights? 425 00:38:46,657 --> 00:38:47,857 I liked it. 426 00:38:47,860 --> 00:38:50,463 Just restrict it to your day off, not on the job. Understand? 427 00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:55,456 - I only went as the counterweight, sir. - Poor Michele, he has such a large counterweight... 428 00:39:01,491 --> 00:39:03,209 I'm going to Rome tomorrow. 429 00:39:04,694 --> 00:39:07,909 - So unexpectedly? - The Americans insisted. 430 00:39:08,007 --> 00:39:11,392 - I must be there to negotiate the merger. - Have you decided to sell? 431 00:39:11,401 --> 00:39:15,205 Negotiation doesn't mean accepting their offer. But I'm tired. 432 00:39:15,397 --> 00:39:18,708 If I could, I'd get rid of everything. 433 00:39:18,833 --> 00:39:23,817 Be done with the factory, and spend three months in Paris, four in Tahiti ... 434 00:39:23,927 --> 00:39:25,298 ... five in the Ba... 435 00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:35,950 Five in the Bahamas. In one place today, in another tomorrow. 436 00:39:36,001 --> 00:39:39,137 Traveling around the world with no concerns. 437 00:39:40,763 --> 00:39:43,099 Just the two of us. Alone. 438 00:39:50,515 --> 00:39:53,259 Okay, then. I'll be home for dinner tomorrow evening. 439 00:39:53,535 --> 00:39:56,930 Have fun in Milan, but be home before nightfall. 440 00:39:57,038 --> 00:40:00,358 It gets foggy at night, and I would be uncomfortable. 441 00:40:00,835 --> 00:40:05,455 Don't worry. I'll go to the hairdresser, then the tailor, and be home before dark. 442 00:40:05,529 --> 00:40:06,824 Very good. 443 00:40:07,824 --> 00:40:09,034 Goodbye, Engineer! 444 00:40:09,525 --> 00:40:11,194 Ciao, Michele! Drive carefully. 445 00:40:11,244 --> 00:40:13,721 Don't worry. Do you want me to pick you up tomorrow? 446 00:40:14,456 --> 00:40:17,916 - No. It would be better if I called. - Have a pleasant trip. 447 00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:19,285 Ciao! 448 00:42:38,132 --> 00:42:40,660 Excuse me, sir! This is when we eat in Milan. 449 00:42:40,835 --> 00:42:43,329 Is that so... go ahead! 450 00:42:45,473 --> 00:42:46,682 And you? 451 00:42:48,743 --> 00:42:52,912 Here... go to the bar and get a sandwich. You can keep the rest. 452 00:42:54,507 --> 00:42:56,142 Do you want one? 453 00:42:57,010 --> 00:43:00,062 Thanks, not at the moment! 454 00:43:11,191 --> 00:43:14,467 - I have to eat quickly tonight. - Why's that? 455 00:43:15,003 --> 00:43:17,738 Because my client is following some people in that restaurant. 456 00:43:17,797 --> 00:43:20,340 What is this? Police headquarters? 457 00:43:52,265 --> 00:43:55,059 You must have patience, sir. 458 00:43:56,094 --> 00:43:59,480 You take care of your horns, I'll take care of mine. 459 00:43:59,948 --> 00:44:02,041 Park the car in the garden and wait for me! 460 00:44:12,893 --> 00:44:15,402 - Hurry... get upstairs! - "Michele"! 461 00:44:21,110 --> 00:44:23,312 "Go home... go home!" 462 00:44:24,182 --> 00:44:27,408 - Now he's learned it. - Why not throw the informant out? 463 00:44:42,325 --> 00:44:44,417 What are you doing, Michele? Put me down! 464 00:44:44,425 --> 00:44:48,237 You must obey when I tell you to do something. Understand? 465 00:44:49,064 --> 00:44:52,300 Do I have to teach you everything? 466 00:44:53,409 --> 00:44:55,336 Come... undress me! 467 00:48:52,999 --> 00:48:55,359 What's this? Have they started again? 468 00:48:56,380 --> 00:49:00,857 They just finished... and he's already recuperated! 469 00:50:10,476 --> 00:50:12,386 I've never seen such a thing! 470 00:50:17,018 --> 00:50:18,474 I need some air... 471 00:50:53,716 --> 00:50:55,580 He's insatiable! 472 00:51:10,687 --> 00:51:14,673 No more, Michele... I can't do it again! 473 00:51:19,512 --> 00:51:23,299 What did Carla say? You never told me. 474 00:51:24,435 --> 00:51:27,195 - Nothing. - Are you sure? 475 00:51:27,712 --> 00:51:32,049 She wanted action, not talk. So she opened her dress and showed me her breasts. 476 00:51:32,093 --> 00:51:33,834 The slut! 477 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:39,273 She's a dangerous woman. That's all I'll say. 478 00:51:39,307 --> 00:51:42,318 Promise me that you won't turn your back on her! 479 00:51:42,894 --> 00:51:45,670 - You swear? - Yes. 480 00:51:46,122 --> 00:51:48,414 - On what? - St. Rosalia. 481 00:51:48,433 --> 00:51:52,702 - As long as she's with me, I'll be okay. - Bravo! 482 00:51:52,754 --> 00:51:56,285 Again? Just remember, you swore to me! 483 00:52:01,289 --> 00:52:04,355 - Where are you going? Who are you? - The lady told me that ... 484 00:52:04,356 --> 00:52:08,044 We can't have people walking around in the factory during working hours. 485 00:52:08,136 --> 00:52:10,996 Let them pass, Bestetti. I invited him to come see me. 486 00:52:10,999 --> 00:52:12,490 Very well, ma'am! Right away! 487 00:52:12,498 --> 00:52:15,426 I'm sorry! I didn't know! 488 00:52:22,058 --> 00:52:24,844 Okay, I've seen enough. The models may leave. 489 00:52:24,848 --> 00:52:29,190 - May I come in? - Come in, Michele! Come right in. 490 00:52:29,283 --> 00:52:32,487 No, it's still not good enough! With the competition in the marketplace... 491 00:52:32,533 --> 00:52:34,171 ... for how we dress! 492 00:52:35,271 --> 00:52:38,825 Show more of your body. We need more sensuality. 493 00:52:38,834 --> 00:52:41,586 Wear your pants lower. It needs to reveal your butt. 494 00:52:41,594 --> 00:52:45,030 Paris says, "Thighs in cold weather warm your man." 495 00:52:45,056 --> 00:52:47,552 If you don't understand that, then you need to get a different job. And this cleavage ... 496 00:52:47,584 --> 00:52:50,463 It's too high. More open, careless ... 497 00:52:50,525 --> 00:52:52,753 You must arouse their interest by the way you look. 498 00:52:54,717 --> 00:52:58,895 Now leave. Don't let anyone enter until I say so. 499 00:53:14,952 --> 00:53:18,137 - I've been waiting, Michele. - I didn't want to come. 500 00:53:18,181 --> 00:53:19,364 Why? 501 00:53:19,407 --> 00:53:22,517 - My mistress forbade me. - She told you not to come here? 502 00:53:22,535 --> 00:53:26,681 No! She told me to stay away from all her friends. 503 00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:31,983 - Especially you! - That bitch! 504 00:54:19,502 --> 00:54:26,363 Yes? You're always bothering me, Bestetti! At the most inopportune times ... 505 00:54:26,460 --> 00:54:32,905 The computer shows that at the current rate, the order won't be ready tomorrow. 506 00:54:33,416 --> 00:54:37,477 Increase the pace, Bestetti! Apply more pressure ... 507 00:54:37,694 --> 00:54:39,961 Be more violent, more determined ... 508 00:54:41,064 --> 00:54:44,757 Use more force, Bronzini! Be more determined, use more violence ... 509 00:54:44,978 --> 00:54:49,630 Attention! Sewing sections and machine workers! Increase the pace! Increase the pace! 510 00:55:03,903 --> 00:55:05,471 Look! 511 00:55:10,543 --> 00:55:14,597 That's just one section. There are 1,700 workers in the entire factory. 512 00:55:14,647 --> 00:55:17,851 I own 37 factories throughout Italy. The largest factory is in Turin. 513 00:55:17,960 --> 00:55:22,855 This is the industry that creates wealth, not that of your employer who relies on subsidies from the state ... 514 00:55:22,947 --> 00:55:28,311 ... and is forced to negotiate a merger with the Americans. But I would consider a merger with you. 515 00:55:29,121 --> 00:55:32,632 - But I have no money. - I'm not worried about that. I have money. 516 00:55:32,865 --> 00:55:37,236 I need a man. A man like you, Michele. Think about it. 517 00:55:40,098 --> 00:55:41,599 Is anyone here? 518 00:55:54,452 --> 00:55:56,672 Are you looking for my father? I'll go call him. 519 00:55:59,742 --> 00:56:02,585 - Are you single? - I'm single. 520 00:56:09,585 --> 00:56:12,120 - What's your name? - Concetta! 521 00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:17,300 - How old are you? - 16. 522 00:56:37,872 --> 00:56:41,874 I brought my last salary. That's all of it! 523 00:56:42,468 --> 00:56:46,180 I want out of this. I'm tired of being a servant. 524 00:56:46,189 --> 00:56:48,698 - Have you found something better? - Maybe! 525 00:56:48,942 --> 00:56:52,119 The mafia demands a stiff price. And I vouched for you. 526 00:56:52,155 --> 00:56:56,276 - So, can't a man change his mind? - After this you won't find a hole to hide in. 527 00:56:56,785 --> 00:57:02,764 And you're always looking for holes. Stay away from my daughter! 528 00:57:03,703 --> 00:57:05,060 You see this? 529 00:57:05,435 --> 00:57:09,205 Before I became a barber, I took care of animals. 530 00:57:09,233 --> 00:57:16,777 I castrated pigs, horses, donkeys, sheep... Didn't Don Ciccio tell you? 531 00:57:16,811 --> 00:57:19,722 - No! - Then Tanuzzio Fichera is telling you! 532 00:57:24,727 --> 00:57:28,503 You cannot talk like that to Michele Cannaritta, my friend. 533 00:57:29,332 --> 00:57:32,885 I decide with whom I spend my evenings. I may spend this evening with your kitten. 534 00:57:46,849 --> 00:57:50,203 This time I'll return it to your pocket, but next time... 535 00:57:50,408 --> 00:57:52,096 Do you understand what I'm telling you? 536 00:57:59,737 --> 00:58:02,189 Goodbye, Concettina! 537 00:58:05,051 --> 00:58:07,936 - It's a cavity in the tube ... - Or a tumor ... 538 00:58:08,146 --> 00:58:12,403 I think so too. That's why I've asked for a consultation by the illustrious Professor Godet. 539 00:58:17,839 --> 00:58:19,705 In my opinion, he's just a virile young man. 540 00:58:19,716 --> 00:58:22,701 In my opinion, it's a case of triorchidism. You remember Cogleone had them. 541 00:58:22,702 --> 00:58:24,612 There's Manfrini's test, which explains a lot. 542 00:58:24,679 --> 00:58:29,300 We have Prof. Mezzini with us, who gathered the initial information and can clarify the matter. 543 00:58:29,551 --> 00:58:35,223 With the permission of Professor Godet, congress president, we'll hear his information. 544 00:58:35,440 --> 00:58:37,590 - Professor? - Let him speak! 545 00:58:37,934 --> 00:58:41,963 Professor Mezzini, does this individual exhibit normal or abnormal sexual behavior? 546 00:58:42,699 --> 00:58:43,949 The headphones ... 547 00:58:44,982 --> 00:58:50,038 Illustrious colleagues! As far as I'm concerned, I say look at the documentation. 548 00:58:51,264 --> 00:58:55,935 The subject has abnormal genital proportions, ... 549 00:58:56,044 --> 00:58:59,828 ... and I suspected abnormal sexual behavior based on my initial examination. 550 00:59:00,898 --> 00:59:03,376 Information about his birthplace speaks of sexual violence ... 551 00:59:03,543 --> 00:59:06,871 ... and acts of sexual desire similar to animals. 552 00:59:07,121 --> 00:59:12,902 In the congenital defect of triorchidism, as presented by our illustrious Professor Godet ... 553 00:59:13,052 --> 00:59:14,912 ... who honored us with his speech ... 554 00:59:15,471 --> 00:59:19,542 ... one can observe a clearly atypical priapism. 555 00:59:20,718 --> 00:59:22,812 Please get dressed and wait for me down at the entrance. 556 00:59:23,104 --> 00:59:27,442 In view of these findings, I recommend an autopsy in the event of death ... 557 00:59:27,692 --> 00:59:30,303 ... to analyze the exaggerating affects of triorchidism. 558 00:59:30,812 --> 00:59:35,233 We'll continue the discussion with a word from professor Salunga. 559 00:59:37,971 --> 00:59:41,538 Michele! How was it, Michele? 560 00:59:41,664 --> 00:59:45,885 It was alright. I'm done, madam. There were people of every color at the congress. Blacks... 561 00:59:45,893 --> 00:59:49,622 You can't remain here, ma'am. Parking for the congress is on the other side. 562 00:59:49,630 --> 00:59:52,398 - I'm expecting my husband. - If he won't be long, wait over there. 563 00:59:52,399 --> 00:59:54,537 Thank you! Get in, Michele! 564 00:59:57,355 --> 01:00:00,474 What do you think? How much longer will my husband be? 565 01:00:00,541 --> 01:00:02,802 I don't know, ma'am, he just began speaking. 566 01:00:05,763 --> 01:00:09,523 - How was your visit, Michele? - Okay. They seem to think I'm a phenomenon. 567 01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:12,968 - They even took photos of me. - Photos of what? 568 01:00:13,605 --> 01:00:16,199 I can't tell you. Your husband will need to explain. 569 01:00:16,207 --> 01:00:18,685 I'd like to see them! He never tells me anything. 570 01:00:18,812 --> 01:00:21,646 - You don't have a disease? - On the contrary! 571 01:00:21,696 --> 01:00:26,956 I'm very healthy... that I am. It seems that it's a sin to be healthy ... 572 01:00:27,527 --> 01:00:28,836 ... like being crazy. 573 01:00:29,821 --> 01:00:32,581 Did you know that I studied medicine also? 574 01:00:36,271 --> 01:00:37,893 You did? 575 01:00:46,646 --> 01:00:50,942 ... concerning the size or number of organs. People may have three, four, or five ears, ... 576 01:00:51,192 --> 01:00:54,654 ... as the case might be. But this is what's important. 577 01:00:54,863 --> 01:00:57,907 It has an amazing ability ... 578 01:00:58,158 --> 01:01:00,544 ... to increase the erotic impulse. 579 01:01:00,594 --> 01:01:04,748 Hence, the evolution of homo eroticus, who is powerfully attracted to the opposite sex ... 580 01:01:05,206 --> 01:01:07,975 ... and has greatly increased sensual powers compared to a normal man. 581 01:01:08,568 --> 01:01:13,798 I know you don't agree professor, but it involves psychic abilities, not just glands ... 582 01:01:14,049 --> 01:01:17,684 ... as a word or an image can make his sex drive explode. 583 01:01:17,717 --> 01:01:20,236 We all recall Dante? Paolo and Francesca? 584 01:01:20,398 --> 01:01:22,775 Desire to be kissed by a lover ... 585 01:01:22,775 --> 01:01:26,269 Kiss my trembling lips ... 586 01:01:26,728 --> 01:01:29,105 And in Purgatory ... 587 01:01:29,314 --> 01:01:34,325 ... the judge Nino: How long before the look from a woman's eyes makes you burn with desire? 588 01:01:34,334 --> 01:01:37,872 What is more powerful than a look that ignites desire? 589 01:01:38,181 --> 01:01:39,677 Leave off with the literature, Professor Salunga. 590 01:01:39,694 --> 01:01:43,496 I say that when in the presence of such an exceptional anatomical apparatus, ... 591 01:01:43,503 --> 01:01:47,800 ... everything is enhanced. Even the erotic imagination. 592 01:01:49,209 --> 01:01:54,313 Dear colleagues, it seems that we have exhausted the subject, it remains only to thank ... 593 01:01:54,363 --> 01:01:59,401 ... Dr. Mezzini, Dr. Merigi and Prof. Salunga, and continue our research. 594 01:02:04,415 --> 01:02:05,716 We're still friends, Mezzini, aren't we? 595 01:02:05,725 --> 01:02:09,036 Why argue over one testicle, more or less? 596 01:02:09,087 --> 01:02:10,730 The world is full of balls ... 597 01:02:11,422 --> 01:02:13,782 Don't forget to keep an eye on the exit. 598 01:02:17,504 --> 01:02:20,021 - The Doctor! - Just when it was getting good... 599 01:02:36,222 --> 01:02:39,090 - How long have you been waiting, my dear? - Only ten minutes. 600 01:02:39,175 --> 01:02:41,484 - You've done everything you need to in Milan? - Everything! 601 01:02:54,324 --> 01:02:59,429 They congratulated me on my discovery at the clinic. 602 01:02:59,430 --> 01:03:02,615 - Of course, I enjoy that sort of thing. - It's a pathological abnormality? 603 01:03:02,725 --> 01:03:05,360 - I believe it is. - I am sick, doctor? 604 01:03:05,493 --> 01:03:08,803 - You're not going to operate on me? - No. What operation? No... 605 01:03:09,580 --> 01:03:12,809 You're like someone who has to eat more than others. 606 01:03:13,017 --> 01:03:14,301 What do you mean? 607 01:03:14,302 --> 01:03:16,654 What I mean is your male desires must ... 608 01:03:16,988 --> 01:03:20,333 ... must be satisfied immediately, without fail. 609 01:03:20,342 --> 01:03:23,864 If not, you become a danger to yourself and to others. 610 01:03:23,872 --> 01:03:26,176 In other words, you should never abstain. Never! 611 01:03:27,314 --> 01:03:28,633 As the doctor orders... 612 01:04:26,467 --> 01:04:28,326 "Returning soon" 613 01:04:49,206 --> 01:04:50,426 Michele! 614 01:04:50,974 --> 01:04:53,943 You've gone to everyone in town. I've just seen you at the antique shop. 615 01:04:54,652 --> 01:04:56,479 I'd like to know what you do for those ladies! 616 01:04:56,554 --> 01:04:58,789 Let me in and I'll explain it to you right now. 617 01:05:07,915 --> 01:05:11,285 Michele! Did you save me anything? 618 01:05:13,129 --> 01:05:15,573 Just one! That's enough. 619 01:05:38,321 --> 01:05:41,165 Michele! The putter. 620 01:05:43,910 --> 01:05:48,745 Look how they stay together. They seem made for each other. 621 01:05:48,804 --> 01:05:50,191 Wouldn't you say so, Agnese? 622 01:05:50,683 --> 01:05:53,478 I wouldn't place so much trust in a servant. 623 01:05:53,978 --> 01:05:56,397 There are servants and then there are servants ... 624 01:05:57,899 --> 01:06:01,311 You know that you have a splendid head, Michele? 625 01:06:02,428 --> 01:06:04,839 You have the unmistakable profile of Arab rulers. 626 01:06:04,914 --> 01:06:07,823 - Like Cogleone? - I'd like to do your portrait, Michele. 627 01:06:07,826 --> 01:06:10,959 - Of me? - Yes. Of you! 628 01:06:11,253 --> 01:06:15,425 Come back to my shop tomorrow. We can start with a sketch ... 629 01:06:29,706 --> 01:06:33,258 - You wait, one day I'll get him. - For me? 630 01:06:35,044 --> 01:06:39,804 I'm going back to Rome. These mergers have to be watched closely. 631 01:06:53,856 --> 01:06:58,584 Now then... have you taken an interest in factories and industries? 632 01:06:59,844 --> 01:07:02,572 What did Giusy say to you that on the golf course? 633 01:07:02,752 --> 01:07:05,204 She told you she wants to do a portrait, didn't she? Answer me! 634 01:07:05,566 --> 01:07:08,986 Tell me! Why did she say? I order you to answer! 635 01:07:09,512 --> 01:07:13,207 No, she just said she's tired and bored of golf. It's a stupid game. 636 01:07:13,683 --> 01:07:15,944 With those skinny sticks and those little balls ... 637 01:07:15,994 --> 01:07:19,047 That bitch will only mock you afterwards. 638 01:07:19,097 --> 01:07:23,968 Don't you see that you're becoming a city punk? What I created, I can destroy. 639 01:07:24,318 --> 01:07:27,213 Stop with the spraying. Will you listen to me or not? 640 01:07:53,890 --> 01:07:57,994 Rosina has a jealous husband ... 641 01:07:58,244 --> 01:08:01,498 ... who'd shoot you just for fun. 642 01:08:01,748 --> 01:08:04,542 I'll get my Rosina ... 643 01:08:05,001 --> 01:08:09,338 ... when she goes fetching water ... 644 01:08:10,707 --> 01:08:14,017 ... give it to ... 645 01:08:14,886 --> 01:08:17,321 Give it to me. 646 01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:21,409 Give it to him. 647 01:08:35,174 --> 01:08:37,342 Give it to me! 648 01:08:37,642 --> 01:08:41,938 And she went on to the fountain, with eyes all black and white ... 649 01:08:43,081 --> 01:08:44,665 ... and three of these. 650 01:08:47,602 --> 01:08:49,729 What do you do with eggplant? 651 01:08:49,737 --> 01:08:53,639 - Will you be getting any more fruit, Madam Marquisa? - No. You may go. Go out to the car. 652 01:08:53,991 --> 01:08:57,003 Eggplant salad, Madam Marquisa. It's a Sicilian specialty. 653 01:08:57,870 --> 01:09:00,407 Take eggplants, cut slices, ... 654 01:09:00,416 --> 01:09:04,752 ... add a little vinegar, a clove of garlic, four red onions and a little fresh rosemary. 655 01:09:05,002 --> 01:09:08,506 And a tablespoon of olive oil. Is essential. 656 01:09:08,906 --> 01:09:11,693 I prepare the salad myself. 657 01:09:12,285 --> 01:09:13,694 Until you've had it ... 658 01:09:14,746 --> 01:09:16,213 ... you don't know the meaning of good. 659 01:09:17,515 --> 01:09:22,585 Tomorrow is Thursday, come and make your salad. Unless you're not free... 660 01:09:22,670 --> 01:09:26,799 Yes, Madam Marquisa. I'll bring the eggplant. 661 01:09:34,274 --> 01:09:35,683 Here are your flowers. 662 01:09:53,478 --> 01:09:57,296 Concettina! Want to ride? 663 01:10:00,708 --> 01:10:02,477 Can't I even ask, Concettina? 664 01:10:03,253 --> 01:10:06,603 Let's not waste time. No one can see us. 665 01:10:06,633 --> 01:10:08,083 Climb in! 666 01:10:11,111 --> 01:10:12,662 Hold on a minute, Frederico. 667 01:10:15,024 --> 01:10:18,092 Here... I'll take you to the train. Come on, get in! Quickly... 668 01:10:30,330 --> 01:10:32,748 Let's go home, Frederico. 669 01:11:32,250 --> 01:11:36,702 - What are you doing, Michele? - We'll be united forever, Concettina. 670 01:12:14,951 --> 01:12:17,962 What have you done, Michele? 671 01:12:18,429 --> 01:12:20,723 Michele is the devil. 672 01:12:21,199 --> 01:12:26,362 Yes, it took him an hour to get the girl to the train in your Mini. 673 01:12:26,412 --> 01:12:30,106 - "He went in the Mini ... in the Mini". - Pipe down, Giorgio! 674 01:12:30,458 --> 01:12:35,594 That's what I said, a girl of about 16 to 18 years old... 675 01:12:35,613 --> 01:12:39,601 A slut like that... but she was beautiful. Tall, nice body ... 676 01:12:39,951 --> 01:12:44,256 I don't care what Michele does when he's not here. He can do what he wants. 677 01:12:44,307 --> 01:12:47,826 It isn't like he's my brother or my cousin. He's just a servant. You'll get over it. 678 01:12:47,885 --> 01:12:50,453 No, I'm not upset. 679 01:12:50,662 --> 01:12:55,200 But I am a bit confused by this story. 680 01:13:00,938 --> 01:13:02,311 What? 681 01:13:07,078 --> 01:13:09,329 - What have you done? - Nothing. 682 01:13:10,217 --> 01:13:11,685 Nothing... 683 01:13:13,085 --> 01:13:17,372 What happened, Concettina? Tell your mother! 684 01:13:22,412 --> 01:13:26,556 Tell me, Concetta! What have you done? 685 01:13:28,666 --> 01:13:30,933 Who was it? Michele? 686 01:13:33,671 --> 01:13:35,089 Is anyone here? 687 01:13:40,355 --> 01:13:41,681 Dear God ... 688 01:13:44,782 --> 01:13:47,343 Tell your mother, Concetta. What happened? 689 01:13:47,393 --> 01:13:50,329 I want to die! I want to die! 690 01:13:52,766 --> 01:13:57,625 What a disaster! Come here, Tanuzzio! Come here! 691 01:14:00,907 --> 01:14:03,917 - Female problems. Against the grain? - Against the grain! 692 01:14:26,009 --> 01:14:29,159 I'm tired of all these calls. Michele's been here, Michele's been there ... 693 01:14:29,209 --> 01:14:32,422 ... Michele climbed onto the balcony ... ... Michele picked up a child ... 694 01:14:32,472 --> 01:14:34,949 Why should I care? Why should it concern me? 695 01:14:35,425 --> 01:14:39,746 I wasn't interested, but every time you leave the house, you behave like a stallion. 696 01:14:40,221 --> 01:14:42,907 I'm almost too embarrassed to go into the city. 697 01:14:42,908 --> 01:14:46,027 Should I starve because you've left the house? Close the door on your way out! 698 01:14:46,425 --> 01:14:52,268 You don't understand. Cannaritta is free to do what he wants. He wasn't born to be a slave. 699 01:14:52,558 --> 01:14:56,287 You were okay until I found something better to do. 700 01:15:00,875 --> 01:15:02,952 In every sense. 701 01:15:03,514 --> 01:15:07,490 Get out of this house. I don't want to see you again. 702 01:15:07,498 --> 01:15:08,982 Get out! 703 01:15:09,426 --> 01:15:10,627 I kiss your hand! 704 01:15:24,215 --> 01:15:25,708 Watch the flag ... 705 01:15:31,874 --> 01:15:34,033 Catch this, Michele. 706 01:15:40,623 --> 01:15:44,368 It's not mine. Keep it! 707 01:15:45,048 --> 01:15:46,540 It's good wool. 708 01:15:49,374 --> 01:15:53,784 - I kiss your hands! - Where are you going, Michele? 709 01:15:55,288 --> 01:15:56,806 I was thrown out. 710 01:16:04,072 --> 01:16:05,556 Thrown out? 711 01:16:08,485 --> 01:16:09,769 What a shame. 712 01:16:11,696 --> 01:16:13,466 I couldn't stand it any longer. 713 01:16:13,516 --> 01:16:16,734 - Why? I thought all was well... - Everything seemed to be going well. 714 01:16:16,735 --> 01:16:19,635 He's no good... do you understand? Not at all! 715 01:16:19,904 --> 01:16:23,483 Poor Coco! I understand. Somehow, I do understand. 716 01:16:23,958 --> 01:16:27,945 He insulted me! He said he'd found someone better. 717 01:16:28,198 --> 01:16:33,909 Then you did well to throw him out. The only thing that bothers me... 718 01:16:33,910 --> 01:16:38,408 It was all in fun, Achilles. But I'll never see him again! Never... 719 01:16:38,624 --> 01:16:41,626 That's right I'll never see him ... 720 01:16:42,585 --> 01:16:44,061 I'll never see ... 721 01:16:45,129 --> 01:16:48,774 You can come in now, Fichera. 722 01:16:53,080 --> 01:16:55,781 - What happened, Doctor? - Her hymen is broken. 723 01:16:56,133 --> 01:17:00,104 - What does that mean? - When the hymen is broken, it's broken. 724 01:17:00,196 --> 01:17:04,365 The girl is no longer a virgin. Use your imagination as to how it happened. 725 01:17:06,080 --> 01:17:07,790 You shouldn't be upset. 726 01:17:10,399 --> 01:17:14,677 It's apt to happen with a Cogleone around. Maria, show Mr. Fichera out. 727 01:17:19,925 --> 01:17:23,389 When I got here, I became the law. 728 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:26,913 I'm giving the orders! Show some respect or pack your bags! 729 01:17:27,087 --> 01:17:30,511 It was my mistake, Director. It won't happen again. 730 01:17:31,638 --> 01:17:35,600 Now let's take care of Bestetti. Bestetti! 731 01:17:35,927 --> 01:17:38,846 - Can you hear me, Bestetti? - Yes, Mr. Michele, I can hear you. 732 01:17:38,924 --> 01:17:44,402 You're supposed to be in the warehouse, supervising the loading with engineer Caracal. Where are you? 733 01:17:44,836 --> 01:17:49,174 Mr. Michele, try to understand, I'm in the middle of something that can't be interrupted. 734 01:17:49,192 --> 01:17:54,875 - There is no such thing when I call you. - I'm trying to tell you, it's because I'm on the toilet! 735 01:17:57,024 --> 01:17:58,286 Michele! 736 01:17:59,286 --> 01:18:03,049 - Come with me. - Of course, my dear! 737 01:18:08,946 --> 01:18:14,261 She left her husband and sent the children to school, then that half-lesbian took up with that freak. 738 01:18:16,442 --> 01:18:20,519 Did you see that? They have no shame. 739 01:18:21,019 --> 01:18:24,270 With that goat herder! The whore! 740 01:18:32,184 --> 01:18:34,967 - Here's the key. - The key? 741 01:18:35,484 --> 01:18:36,888 Push the button. 742 01:18:43,599 --> 01:18:45,061 That's your home. 743 01:18:48,370 --> 01:18:50,135 That's your car. 744 01:19:00,745 --> 01:19:02,750 And that's just the beginning. 745 01:19:04,710 --> 01:19:05,952 Thank you! 746 01:19:13,648 --> 01:19:15,852 You shouldn't have done it. 747 01:19:23,300 --> 01:19:25,072 Watch... 748 01:19:29,551 --> 01:19:31,616 You're quite the technical woman! 749 01:19:32,116 --> 01:19:37,454 You see, I need someone to lie next to me, to give me a little warmth. 750 01:19:38,054 --> 01:19:40,503 I don't need husbands. What would I do with them? 751 01:19:41,010 --> 01:19:45,838 I need a real man. Someone like you, Michele. 752 01:19:47,742 --> 01:19:52,216 Real men are one in a thousand. What am I saying? One in ten thousand. 753 01:19:53,629 --> 01:19:57,266 But don't forget. As of today, you're mine alone! Got it? 754 01:19:57,267 --> 01:20:00,797 Of course I do! I'm crazy about you. My heart is yours alone. 755 01:20:01,554 --> 01:20:06,590 How beautiful you are, my love! My beautiful technical woman... 756 01:20:12,355 --> 01:20:15,579 Well? I'm still waiting. I expect an answer. 757 01:20:17,448 --> 01:20:20,897 - Are you going to do the right thing? - Where do you think we are? 758 01:20:20,976 --> 01:20:24,039 This is not a good time. I've got the payroll here, and no time to chat. 759 01:20:24,472 --> 01:20:27,157 I haven't caught so much as a whiff of your daughter. 760 01:20:29,753 --> 01:20:34,971 - Keep trying. - You can say goodbye to your good luck charm! 761 01:20:35,135 --> 01:20:39,375 Bravo! Eggplant salad by the book. 762 01:20:39,441 --> 01:20:42,006 - Thank you, sir! - Just like at home. 763 01:20:42,037 --> 01:20:43,723 You know, I like it here! 764 01:20:44,911 --> 01:20:49,970 You could be the master here, Michele. I would place in your hands ... 765 01:20:50,009 --> 01:20:56,264 ... 700 acres of farm land, 80 head of livestock, not counting pigs, chickens, rabbits ... 766 01:20:56,407 --> 01:21:01,315 The cars, the barns ... And cash ... lots and lots of cash. 767 01:21:01,891 --> 01:21:06,980 I want to marry you. I want a husband... 768 01:21:08,401 --> 01:21:10,181 ... not just a man. 769 01:21:10,267 --> 01:21:13,859 Alright! I'm ready to discuss that! 770 01:21:14,469 --> 01:21:17,799 - "Get out!" - When can you throw the orator out? 771 01:21:18,250 --> 01:21:20,299 "Leave quickly!" 772 01:21:25,282 --> 01:21:27,017 Agnesetta... 773 01:21:29,373 --> 01:21:33,957 - After the meal, we'll go upstairs ... - No. 774 01:21:34,501 --> 01:21:38,228 I didn't sleep well last night. I'm very tired. 775 01:21:38,328 --> 01:21:42,960 I'll come to your house tomorrow, Michele. 776 01:21:43,040 --> 01:21:44,904 Then we'll do it tomorrow, Agnese! 777 01:22:14,603 --> 01:22:17,289 Last month I made an eggplant salad for the Lampugnani's. 778 01:22:17,766 --> 01:22:22,593 The Marquisa was there and asked me to teach her how to make eggplant salad. 779 01:22:23,487 --> 01:22:26,839 Don't be stupid, you're not talking to Coco. 780 01:22:27,584 --> 01:22:30,218 I know what you peasants do on your day off. 781 01:22:31,304 --> 01:22:35,449 Deliver the house keys and car to my manager Bestetti tomorrow. 782 01:22:36,877 --> 01:22:40,444 Now go! Get out! 783 01:23:05,419 --> 01:23:08,007 - What do you think of my painting? - The colors are superb. 784 01:23:08,017 --> 01:23:13,358 There seems to be a recurring theme. Tell me Carla, is it true that you fired Michele? 785 01:23:14,253 --> 01:23:19,231 - I threw him out like a dog. That's what he deserved. - Why? What did he do? 786 01:23:19,482 --> 01:23:25,706 He's a moron. After watching him abuse everyone at the factory, I finally realized he was a jerk. 787 01:23:26,180 --> 01:23:29,952 - Who knows what got into your head? - But you still screwed him, eh? 788 01:23:31,144 --> 01:23:33,432 He came and begged me. 789 01:23:33,533 --> 01:23:38,506 I always said he was a lout and not worth all the attention everyone paid him. 790 01:23:38,508 --> 01:23:42,202 Some people should be turned away when they ask for a job in your home. 791 01:23:42,296 --> 01:23:47,877 It's hard enough finding servants today, one can't wait to see who else might apply for a job. 792 01:23:47,946 --> 01:23:49,442 You'd like a servant like that. 793 01:23:49,458 --> 01:23:54,957 We should demand the proper relationship between servant and master. 794 01:23:55,032 --> 01:23:59,959 For example, I placed too much trust in Michele... and not just trust. 795 01:24:00,242 --> 01:24:04,723 Michele get up, Michele sit down. Put on my helmet, put on my belt, come take a ride with me. 796 01:24:05,209 --> 01:24:10,752 He became our play toy. It's true that we passed him around. 797 01:24:10,870 --> 01:24:15,547 Now he's mixed up with that heifer of a marquisa, and of course that upsets some of us... 798 01:24:15,548 --> 01:24:19,593 Would you mind telling us who this man is? 799 01:24:19,597 --> 01:24:24,370 Knock it off, Coco! You're the one who trained him and turned him loose among us! 800 01:24:24,955 --> 01:24:29,700 You can call me a racist, but I wouldn't lower myself to paint an aboriginal like that. 801 01:24:37,688 --> 01:24:41,851 What a painting ... 802 01:24:44,039 --> 01:24:48,183 Wouldn't lower herself to paint ... 803 01:24:49,569 --> 01:24:51,459 That's incredible! 804 01:24:51,942 --> 01:24:56,823 You're incredible! I never could have imagined, Michele, that I'd be putty in your hands! 805 01:24:59,033 --> 01:25:02,282 You're the raw force of nature unleashed. 806 01:25:07,859 --> 01:25:13,133 You're a monster, Michele! Now I understand why everyone ... 807 01:25:13,209 --> 01:25:18,805 ... recommended you to me! You're a cyclone, Michele! 808 01:25:19,035 --> 01:25:22,125 You're a hurricane that sweeps me away! 809 01:25:48,615 --> 01:25:55,039 It's so good! I can't stand it! You're kiling me, Michele! 810 01:25:55,882 --> 01:25:59,826 My heart! My heart! 811 01:26:02,000 --> 01:26:06,025 How come one minute you're screaming, and the next you're silent? 812 01:26:09,378 --> 01:26:14,056 Agnese! Stop kidding around, Agnese! 813 01:26:21,358 --> 01:26:26,116 Agnesina! What's the matter, Agnese? 814 01:26:31,652 --> 01:26:33,530 What am I going to do? 815 01:27:24,976 --> 01:27:27,015 The rain has stopped. Get ready! 816 01:27:35,622 --> 01:27:36,814 Let's go! 817 01:28:00,253 --> 01:28:03,218 Where's the other one? Where did she drop it? 818 01:30:00,939 --> 01:30:02,170 Hurry! 819 01:30:07,777 --> 01:30:09,074 Hide! 820 01:33:07,658 --> 01:33:12,088 - Cover your face. - Wait... 821 01:33:15,698 --> 01:33:19,871 Stop! We came to punish you, but it's not necessary. 822 01:33:20,058 --> 01:33:22,023 This time, you did it to yourself. 823 01:33:23,342 --> 01:33:27,673 Nowhere to run, assassin? I saw that you killed her. 824 01:33:32,062 --> 01:33:33,368 My lady! 825 01:33:35,843 --> 01:33:39,796 - What is it? - Michele is downstairs. 826 01:33:40,253 --> 01:33:43,636 He said it's urgent that he speak with you. Will you see him? 827 01:33:44,042 --> 01:33:47,142 - At this hour? - He said it was something serious. 828 01:33:47,495 --> 01:33:50,607 - I'll be right down. - Wait! Tell him to come here. 829 01:33:59,073 --> 01:34:03,541 - What does Michele want at this hour? - Who knows? It's 4 o'clock in the morning. 830 01:34:08,196 --> 01:34:13,469 - Come in, Michele! - I need to speak in private with you, my lady. 831 01:34:14,626 --> 01:34:18,053 Come in! My husband and I have no secrets. 832 01:34:28,580 --> 01:34:30,769 Well, what's on your mind? 833 01:34:31,786 --> 01:34:35,105 Lady Agnese is dead. 834 01:34:37,667 --> 01:34:42,008 - I'm sorry. - It happened at my home, in my bed. 835 01:34:42,761 --> 01:34:44,058 Why have you come here? 836 01:34:44,059 --> 01:34:47,859 Let me talk, madam. Please! I'll tell you... everything. 837 01:34:47,868 --> 01:34:49,790 Okay, but speed it up. 838 01:34:50,872 --> 01:34:55,638 When I realized she was dead, I lost my head. 839 01:34:56,846 --> 01:35:04,048 I put her in her car and left it a few kilometers from my house. 840 01:35:04,201 --> 01:35:08,561 - I hope you didn't kill her. - No, no! I didn't! 841 01:35:09,004 --> 01:35:14,265 When she died... I didn't even notice it! 842 01:35:14,501 --> 01:35:16,784 So what do you want from us? 843 01:35:18,652 --> 01:35:22,535 Fichera saw me. He's been following me for a long time. 844 01:35:22,548 --> 01:35:27,913 He has no doubt what you did to his daughter. It would send you directly to jail... which you deserve. 845 01:35:27,962 --> 01:35:29,540 Some crimes cannot be pardoned. 846 01:35:29,627 --> 01:35:34,643 Help me! Don't abandon me! Anything you can do... please! 847 01:35:34,648 --> 01:35:37,263 I beg you, I don't want to go to jail. 848 01:35:45,644 --> 01:35:51,401 It's like Fichera told me: "The dick kills more men than the sword!" 849 01:35:52,819 --> 01:35:56,290 I beg you! Help me! I'll be your slave for the rest of my life. 850 01:35:59,921 --> 01:36:05,330 I'll be obedient and hardworking. I swear, I'll be a tireless servant. 851 01:36:06,089 --> 01:36:08,436 Save me from this trouble. 852 01:36:15,898 --> 01:36:17,705 I want to help you, Michele. 853 01:36:17,825 --> 01:36:21,770 How would you do that? Everyone knows he was Agnese's lover. 854 01:36:21,904 --> 01:36:25,645 That doesn't matter. The important thing is to shut Fichera's mouth before he speaks. 855 01:36:25,726 --> 01:36:28,972 - It won't be hard to find an alibi. - You're right! 856 01:36:29,282 --> 01:36:34,251 For example, we can say that you were reinstated yesterday and slept here last night. 857 01:36:34,677 --> 01:36:38,518 If you did kill her... we'll know soon enough! 858 01:36:38,519 --> 01:36:43,056 I didn't kill her! I didn't kill her! 859 01:36:43,486 --> 01:36:46,050 - It was an accident. - At work? 860 01:36:46,645 --> 01:36:49,542 What an honor! This is the first time you've came to me for a shave. 861 01:36:49,543 --> 01:36:53,353 - You have a beautiful 16-year old daughter? - Unfortunately ... 862 01:36:53,418 --> 01:36:58,261 Yes, I understand. It's a problem that needs to be fixed. 863 01:36:59,086 --> 01:37:00,320 What will you do? 864 01:37:13,521 --> 01:37:15,021 I know what to do... 865 01:37:15,072 --> 01:37:18,485 My dear Fichera, you know better than I that this isn't Sicily. 866 01:37:19,066 --> 01:37:25,000 What if you found her a husband? A young man with a good position. 867 01:37:25,379 --> 01:37:26,923 Someone from around here. 868 01:37:32,779 --> 01:37:36,977 - How would we find someone like that? - With a nice dowry. 869 01:37:37,039 --> 01:37:42,355 One that included a nice little house. That included a suitable wardrobe. 870 01:37:42,947 --> 01:37:47,429 Then you and your family could live a normal life. 871 01:37:48,143 --> 01:37:53,302 If the boy doesn't have an occupation, you could teach him to be a barber. 872 01:37:53,396 --> 01:37:56,549 You could leave it to me to arrange everything, my dear Fichera. 873 01:37:56,594 --> 01:37:59,221 - You would do all that? - If you'll make a deal. 874 01:37:59,252 --> 01:38:04,331 - What? - To forget all about Michele Canaritta. 875 01:38:11,909 --> 01:38:14,626 And what of the honor of Tanuzzio Fichera? 876 01:38:16,267 --> 01:38:19,755 Come to the bank with me, and I'll console your honor. 877 01:38:24,492 --> 01:38:28,758 You're an honest man, Mr. Engineer, you understand the heart of a father. 878 01:38:29,212 --> 01:38:33,951 - Take a look at Cervazzo's heart. - Natural death, heart attack. 879 01:38:35,197 --> 01:38:39,249 A complete examination revealed no problems with her other organs. 880 01:38:39,276 --> 01:38:42,625 The skin is undamaged, indicating that the deceased didn't suffer any violence. 881 01:38:43,191 --> 01:38:47,632 There is evidence of prolonged sexual intercourse, ... 882 01:38:48,115 --> 01:38:51,951 ... which had probably been repeated preceding the poor Marquisa's death. 883 01:38:54,293 --> 01:38:57,018 Cogleone must have been there. 884 01:38:57,156 --> 01:38:59,753 Let's see how you escape this time. You must tell me everything. 885 01:38:59,754 --> 01:39:07,042 I told you, your honor. I don't know anything. The last time I saw her was at the Trascoria villa. 886 01:39:07,307 --> 01:39:10,201 - Are you sure? - I swear! I swear! 887 01:39:10,350 --> 01:39:16,310 Then why was this found in your house? Or rather, where you had been living... 888 01:39:16,925 --> 01:39:20,607 The Marquisa wore it last week when she visited me. 889 01:39:20,611 --> 01:39:25,734 And your fingerprints were found in her car! Who else could have left them there? Me? 890 01:39:26,880 --> 01:39:31,503 I had told her that I liked her car, so she asked me to take it for a drive. 891 01:39:31,520 --> 01:39:34,619 Stop lying. Everyone in town knows what you are. 892 01:39:35,111 --> 01:39:39,163 You're a meddling tomcat whose tail is everywhere ... 893 01:39:39,663 --> 01:39:43,510 - This time you'll lose your tail! - Do you have it in for me, Excellency? 894 01:39:43,515 --> 01:39:47,862 And the relocation of a body, under Article 347 of the Penal Code... 895 01:39:47,862 --> 01:39:53,043 Now tell me... where were you Saturday night! 896 01:39:53,056 --> 01:39:56,501 At Lampugnani's house, I was rehired that afternoon. 897 01:39:56,439 --> 01:39:59,082 Ask the Engineer and his wife. They'll tell you. 898 01:39:59,161 --> 01:40:01,047 So you've bought an alibi ... 899 01:40:01,522 --> 01:40:08,968 It's over. Cimetta told me that the file was transferred to the archive ... 900 01:40:09,535 --> 01:40:14,780 ... under the title, "Actions Related to the Suspected Death by... 901 01:40:14,854 --> 01:40:19,963 ... Accidental Causes of the Marquisa de Trascoria, Maria Agnese." 902 01:40:21,144 --> 01:40:23,119 And Fichera has been taken care of? 903 01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:26,920 Of course. I'm to give him one million a year for ten years. 904 01:40:27,597 --> 01:40:30,703 But I'll only pay for five, and then turn him over to the fucking mafia. 905 01:40:30,826 --> 01:40:33,198 They know how to keep someone quiet. Isn't that right, Michele? 906 01:40:33,298 --> 01:40:36,321 - "You go". - You and your sister. 907 01:40:36,495 --> 01:40:39,759 These minah birds have become too insolent ... 908 01:40:39,844 --> 01:40:44,074 Minah birds don't miss anything! I wonder if he saw how poor Agnese died? 909 01:40:44,362 --> 01:40:47,160 - What are you doing? You've soiled me. - Sorry, Engineer! 910 01:40:47,203 --> 01:40:49,777 What are you thinking? Where's your head? 911 01:40:50,024 --> 01:40:51,803 Where's your head ... ? 912 01:40:55,004 --> 01:40:56,204 I don't know... 913 01:40:56,211 --> 01:40:58,139 I have to go to Rome tomorrow. 914 01:40:58,320 --> 01:41:06,600 The merger is nearly complete, and I want to closely watch this ... merger ... 915 01:42:56,364 --> 01:42:57,834 Michelino... 916 01:43:09,686 --> 01:43:12,548 Oh hell ... ! What's happened to him? 917 01:43:20,161 --> 01:43:24,485 - What's troubling you, Michele? - I've been cursed. 918 01:43:25,402 --> 01:43:29,471 I can't. I'll never be able to do it again. 919 01:43:32,409 --> 01:43:33,912 Then get out! 920 01:44:13,571 --> 01:44:14,846 Michele... 921 01:45:25,620 --> 01:45:30,388 - Where are you going at this hour? - I'm going back to Sicily. 922 01:45:31,320 --> 01:45:34,730 You're going there because you didn't do what I told you. 923 01:45:35,789 --> 01:45:40,636 - That doesn't matter anymore. - What do you mean? 924 01:45:41,048 --> 01:45:45,755 I received a terrible scare that night. Now I'm cursed. 925 01:45:46,684 --> 01:45:50,838 Cannaritta is no longer a man ... 926 01:45:50,815 --> 01:45:53,901 You deserve that, you dog. 927 01:45:54,494 --> 01:45:59,841 For what you did, I shouldn't help, but Fichera is generous. 928 01:46:00,307 --> 01:46:05,473 You know what I think? You should marry Concettina! She has a dowry. 929 01:46:05,553 --> 01:46:08,062 It would be yours. 930 01:46:09,486 --> 01:46:12,117 Mine? In my condition? 931 01:46:12,482 --> 01:46:19,537 You'll get over that. Your Sicilian blood will assert itself, and you will rise again. 932 01:46:19,641 --> 01:46:21,127 Please come in, Father. 933 01:46:26,869 --> 01:46:30,133 - Everyone rises again, don't they, Father? - Everyone, my son. 934 01:46:36,217 --> 01:46:38,394 Take the brush... 935 01:48:59,525 --> 01:49:02,395 THE END